冤家成双对 第一季

I’m a bloke. I’m supposed to like them. We’re born like that. We like naked women as asoon as we’re pulled out of one. Halfway down the birth canal, we’re already enjoying the view.

Look, it is the four pillars of the male heterosexual psyche. We like naked women, stockings, lesbians, and sean connery best as james bond, because that is what being a boy is. And if you don’t like it darling, join a film collective.

I want to spend the rest of my life with the woman at the end of the table. But that doesn’t stop me wanting to see several thousand more naked bottoms before I die. Because that’s what being a bloke is.

When man invented fire he didn’t say.”let’s cook!” he said,”great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark.” As soon as caxton invented the printing press, we were using it to make pictures of naked bottoms. We’ve turned the internet into an enormous international database of naked bottoms.


看到这之后就真正爱上这部剧了。

>>现在重新看这部剧，发现果然像楼下某位同学所说是S1E4里出现的，同一集里还有另外两位男生提到的对于lesbian porn的看法我也记下来了。

这部戏绝对可以作为喜剧的教材，台词精雕细琢。也难怪，那么红的剧5年才出了28集，慢工出细活，完全不担心观众会忘了跟。

好评楼上的已经说了很多，就翻译第一集一小段台词让大家自己判断吧。

Jeff： 你真要干？
Steve：对，我决定了。
Jeff： 她知道你要甩她吗？
Steve：应该知道。每次见面我都提出分手，已经提了四回了。
Jeff： 那怎么还没甩掉？
Steve：我们上床了。
Jeff： 你们上床了？
Steve：她逼我的。
Jeff： 怎么逼？
Steve：她要求的。
Jeff： 她主动要求？
Steve：是呀！
Jeff： 她是魔鬼！
Steve：上次甩她，结果我们把床弄塌了，她就以为我们复合了。
Jeff： 蠢！
Steve：是呀，爱情不止是床。
Jeff： 你提出分手后，她就要求上床？
Steve：是呀。那次我都要走了；我想我总算脱身了。她就靠过来，看着我的眼睛说：“我穿了连裤袜”。
Jeff： 天哪！
Steve：她以前从来没穿过，处那么久了，一次也没穿。我还求过她。
Jeff： 史蒂夫，你有权看她的连裤袜。


Sally：他说为什么要见你了吗？
Susan：没说。
Sally：可能他要求婚。不是说上周末你们过得很开心吗？
Susan：是啊。
Sally：那么你是不是还想和他……
Susan：爱情不只是床。
Sally：可能你应该嫁他。
Susan：没那回事，我们很随便的。全在床上，偶尔聊两句。
Sally：万一他是你的最后机会呢？万一你以后没机会了呢？记住，脸只会一天天变松。打三十岁起，我就每天控制面部表情，要微笑也只对单身汉笑，决不浪费，免得脸变松了。
Susan：你整天就担心这些？
Sally：你以为我干吗挑这份工作？就是为了让自己别老担心头发。
Susan：这番话居然出自我的美容师之口。
Sally：倒提醒我了。星期三晚上来做脸。
Susan：好的，但别一看见皱纹就数出来。
Sally：我数出声了吗？
Susan：你还给我建了档呢!
Sally：萨莉，你有没有想过，年龄会带来智慧和更多自信。
Susan：苏珊，年龄带给你更多需要修理的地方。


Susan： 玛丽•凯利才不喜欢你呢
Patrick：她的一举一动都说明她喜欢我。
Susan： 对你而言，女人做什么动作才算不喜欢你呢？
Patrick：还真没碰见过。
  

I was just having no clue how to begin with my recommendation of Coupling, when suddenly I got a question: how to say 打吊瓶? I checked with Genius Kane, who initiated the recommendation and she didn’t have the answer, but, she recoiled with a stunning question: “coupling里没有？”

 

Haha! She has been meeting Coupling, the most classic drama I have ever seen for only 2 days! But she already has got such a response! What? A life encyclopaedia? Exactly! The first reason I recommend this drama to you, is its real-life focusing-faith. Every site you come across in this drama is as real as you can imagine- of course excluding those ancient and dreamy scenes out of dramatic needs.

 

But that is far from the main reason I want everybody interested in the life in UK to see it. The main reason, is its unique sense of humour! So unique that it is even a bit hard to appreciate it at first; so unique that it always goes to extreme to disclose the purest emotion of human being; so unique that you can easily condone any disinclination caused by those unusual sex jokes simply because you would already have been amusedly out of breath! It is truly so unique that you can take a real deep look at this wonderful people, with even a few smart choices of words.

 

The whole drama is a piece of art, and the creator Steven Moffat based the characters of Steve and Susan on himself and his wife (producer Sue Vertue), as he explains: "I have described the series as being 'my life as told by a drunk'. Like most writers, I write about what has happened to me as that involves the minimum amount of research. As it happens, Sue and I are married; so I imagined a scenario about what would have happened if we had met ten years earlier, and took it from there!"

 

I could not come up with any better descriptions of this TV series, but one thing is what at least I can assure you, this Steven, he is never exhausted in brooding weird, bizarre, peculiar, ludicrous but also tremendously entertaining and educational thoughts and ways of telling you so!

 

What is the definition of Classic? My version is something old but never out-of-dated, and whenever you review it, you can still gain something new and novel and cutting edge from it, like the Bible, like New Concept English~, like, “Apparently”, the COUPLING!

 

Rob Belcher's review has made a superb epitome of this drama, he wrote: "this show will speak to anyone who's ever dated, been in a relationship, or just noticed that men and women are different creatures."

 

I sincerely wish a perpetual life of Steven Moffat! I recommend this Sexy fairy tale weaved by 6 thirtysomething lovely actors to you, you would never feel losing your capital if you try to memorize every detail in it, trust me!

A: I told you he was not your type
B: I am surprised he was ever yours, what do you see in him, he's so dull! I need personality verve humor. I see why you call him donkey brain.
A: Actually I call him donkey
B: yeah but I got your point
A: No you didn't
B: What you mean...
A: some men are born lucky. some men are born very lucky
B: what was Patrik born
A: a tripod
B: you let me dumped a tripod, you bitch!


英国人果然很尖刻

　　重新看coupling还是那么好笑，又记了两段jeff和patrick对于lesbian porn的看法，大概能回答不少女生的困惑。
　　
　　jeff：oh, wouldn't that be great.being a lesbian.all the advantages of being a man but with less embarrassing genitals. plus, every time you have sex, there's four breasts! two guest breasts, and two you can take home afterwards.oh it's bloody brilliant!
　　
　　patrick：i like films with lesbians in them, 'cause it's nice to think that there are attracive women who can't find a boyfriend.
　　
　　BTW，patrick在E4的发型真的是soooooo gay。